Will you be left behind on Earth
to watch Bad Television forever?
Andy gets his gun
...and boy did he whine.
What a tangled web we weave...
GREEDY EARTHLING! YOU PIG!
The Angst Test
Fiasko and Shloads o' Fun
Awful Paragraph
...and boy was it awful.
THEY SAVED BIFF"S BRANE !!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I need help being Memorably Bizarre
...but he was.
And then did Kibo speak
...and we were titillated.
Dedicated
to bringing you up to the minute Cafe News
Just a plate of bangers
NC-17
B.C.
SPAM
Could Have Saved Him.
Someone krill me.
Two days -after- ARK
...THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.
Flowers
for Spanky
Tree
...of the Week
USENET is...
clueless.
I don't want
to get married.
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